键盘侠|主教练纳什正在热身！ 欧文这剧本在豆瓣能评9.9分
[–]KnicksLiteral_Satan 20.2k points 12 hours ago9553& 6 more
grand opening grand closing
尼克斯球迷：宏伟的开局，史诗般的结束。
[–]CIark 5998 points 12 hours ago
Stepped out the door and got covid 😭😭😭💀
刚走出房门，就感染了新冠😭😭😭💀
[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsRaptors2017champs 2100 points 12 hours ago
Fired on your first day
猛龙球迷：上班第一天就被开除了。
[–]Trail BlazersAce12773 1117 points 12 hours ago2
https://c.tenor.com/1j2id8DUaRgAAAAd/abuelo-simpson.gif
开拓者球迷：如图。
[–]CelticsSlattsquatch 666 points 12 hours ago
I literally cannot imagine a more predictable headline, only shock is just how damn quickly it happened.
凯尔特人球迷：我真的无法想象出一个比这更有预测性的头条了，我震惊的点在于这来的也太TM快了吧。
[–]Trail Blazerscaseyuer 14.0k points 12 hours ago*
A joke setup where the punchline lands 12 hours later.
开拓者球迷：原来12小时前的笑话搁这画龙点睛呢。
[–]WizardsJanVesely24 4045 points 12 hours ago
The lob... THE JAM!
奇才球迷：空接传球……暴扣
[–][GSW] Klay ThompsonJustforthelastGOT 1633 points 12 hours ago
BLOCKED BY COVID PROTOCOLS
勇士球迷：被新冠协议帽了。
[–]Celticsbillcosbyinspace 869 points 12 hours ago
BANG! BANG!!
凯尔特人球迷：BANG! BANG!
[–]Warriors BandwagonQaanol 642 points 11 hours ago
Oh what a shot from Covid!
勇士球迷：哦豁，多么精彩的一球，来自新冠。（库里绝杀雷霆的经典解说：What a shot from Curry!）
[–]Warriors BandwagonQaanol 174 points 9 hours ago
With six tenths of a season remaining!
勇士球迷：还剩下0.6个赛季！（同样来自雷霆那场比赛，原话with six tenths of seconds remaining!）
[–]Hornetschoosername472 10.6k points 12 hours ago2
Tough loss for Brooklyn. I really enjoyed Kyrie’s presence this season.
黄蜂球迷：对篮网来说真是巨大的损失。我还真的挺享受欧文本赛季的出场的。
[–]Celticsbillcosbyinspace 1810 points 12 hours ago
You’ve gotta hope they can keep winning games without him
凯尔特人球迷：你得对他们没有欧文能够继续赢球抱有希望。
[–]KnicksJem2696 1596 points 11 hours ago32
Huge blow to lose a guy who hasn’t missed a single shot this season… on the court at least.
尼克斯球迷：欧文本赛季在场上至少还没投丢过一球了，失去他真的很可惜（这里网友双关，miss a single shot也指欧文没有接种任何疫苗。）
[–]LakersPal__Pacino 8065 points 12 hours ago
Nets: Do you have COVID?
Kyrie: I am COVID.
湖人球迷：篮网：你有新冠吗？
欧文：我就是新冠。
[–]SpursSnuggleMuffin42 306 points 11 hours ago
I am become COVID, destroyer of championship aspirations.
马刺球迷：我成为了新冠——总冠军梦想的毁灭者。
[–]Knicksbud-light-lime 133 points 12 hours ago
All part of the master plan
尼克斯球迷：都是他伟大计划的一部分。
[–]Lakerssi1kyjohnston 1145 points 12 hours ago
Thanking all my ancestors for banging at the precise time needed for me to be alive right now
湖人球迷：感谢我所有的祖先，在精准的时间赋予了我生命，以见证这一历史性时刻。
[–]Warriorsslappiestpenguin 207 points 10 hours ago
LMAO that’s pretty damn funny when you think of it that way
勇士球迷：兄弟太有才了，你能这样想真的太有趣了。
[–]RaptorsFutureAnybody 6842 points 12 hours ago
Dude lol
猛龙球迷：欧神仙！
[–][MIL] Luc Mbah a MouteGoSomaliPirates 2409 points 12 hours ago
“We never could have seen this coming”-everyone
雄鹿球迷：所有球迷：“我们从未预料到这一刻的到来。”
[–]76ersDarrdevilisflash 118 points 12 hours ago
Open your THIRD EYE my guy
76人球迷：开个天眼啊，兄弟。
[–]sounds_cat_fishy 1123 points 12 hours ago
When you get ready for school but you find out there's a snow day
当你准备好去学校了，结果你发现今天下雪。
[–]CelticsEquitaurus 4486 points 12 hours ago3
19 hours, for those wondering
凯尔特人球迷：对于那些还在疑惑的兄弟们，距离欧文复出的新闻仅仅过去了19个小时。
[–][SAS] Derrick WhitePartickNotPatrick 1562 points 12 hours ago*
Perfect timing - just enough time for everyone to see and react to the news of him coming back, and not too long for it to not still be immediate.
Absolutely beautiful.
马刺球迷：这时间点卡得也忒好了。刚好大家有足够的时间对他回归的消息进行评论，反正就是刚刚好。
太美妙了！
[–]NBA_M1R4CL3 558 points 11 hours ago
Absolute masterclass script writing by the NBA producers here. Bra. Vo.
NBA的编剧们写的剧本在豆瓣能评9.9分，精彩绝伦！
[–]Netsmelennia 2984 points 12 hours ago
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP LMAOOOOO
篮网球迷：这新闻可不是瞎编的啊，我无话可说！
[–]Wizardsacosmichippo 693 points 12 hours ago
Actually you can, me and a work friend were bullshitting about this exact scenario yesterday. not hard to predict.
奇才球迷：其实你可以的，我和我同事昨天就在聊这个事会发生，不难预测啊！
[–]Bullsnuketoober27 2699 points 13 hours ago
Well, that was fast
公牛球迷：好吧，这比我那什么还快！
[–]lakernation21 743 points 12 hours ago
He was hanging out with kd prob lol
湖人球迷：他大概率是跟KD在一起的。
[–]AquilaNexus 2344 points 12 hours ago
bro just finished lacing up his shoes lmaooo
欧文可能在刚刚系好鞋带。
[–]Celtics10inchdisc 5457 points 12 hours ago
Can someone please reverse the gif he posted so now it’s him untying his shoes?
凯尔特人球迷：有人能做一个他解开鞋带的倒放动图吗？
[–]RaptorsFreddedonna 4054 points 12 hours ago*464
EDIT: Looped cause why not
猛龙球迷：整了个循环播放。
推特网友：
到了现在这个节点，篮网真的能让纳什换上球衣了。
篮网圣诞大战的阵容。
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